Hoes Gon’ Be Hoes: Guest Starring Ronda Rousey

UFC champion Ronda Rousey trumped Floyd Mayweather and then called him out on the carpet.

Rousey was awarded the Best Fighter ESPY on Wednesday during ESPN’s preshow red-carpet coverage, beating out the pound-for-pound boxing champion despite Mayweather’s historic victory in May over Manny Pacquiao.

Rousey, in accepting the award, said she wondered how Mayweather felt about getting “beat by a woman for once.”

Ronda Rousey, in accepting the award, said she wondered how Floyd Mayweather felt about getting “beat by a woman for once.” Ed Mulholland for ESPN

Mayweather has drawn headlines outside the ring for years over multiple domestic violence incidents and arrests.

“I’d like to see you pretend not to know who I am now,” Rousey said, referring to a controversial interview in which Mayweather, when asked whether he could beat her in a fight, said he wasn’t familiar with Rousey.

Oh Ronda, you petty, goofy bitch. This just proves that even a supposedly high-level woman, supposedly a role model for GRRL POWAH women everywhere, supposedly a “professional,” can’t resist that urge to be a petty, goofy bitch. But why do I call Ronda Rousey a goofy bitch? Because she engages in goofy bitch behavior like this. “How do you feel getting beat by a woman for once?” Well, for one, those “beatings” he did a 90-day stretch for one and it was due to a goofy bitch who had lied about him hitting her before so her credibility…not great. Even in the American court system, full of Captain Save-a-Hoe types that are just dying to run to a groupie’s rescue against an evil man, Floyd Mayweather still doesn’t take an L. He does the 90, still comes back and dominates all contenders and pretenders. By contrast, Ronda gets paid, at last check about $100,000, to beat up women. And what’s more, to beat them up worse than Floyd Mayweather ever did any of the chickenheads associated with him. So what is it? Is it “beating up women is NEVER okay?” or is it “beating up women is okay only if another woman does it?” If it’s the former, Ronda needs to hang her head in shame for take Dana White’s money to beat up the holy and sacred women of the world. If it’s the latter, I need to hire some roughneck chick to go around and slap the shit out of goofy bitches on my behalf.

Secondly, this petty shit, “I’d like to see you pretend not to know who I am now.” Why should Floyd Mayweather know Ronda Rousey? Is she going to give him some money? Is she going to give him some pussy? Is he entertained by her antics? This is straight up goofy bitch behavior. Her feelings got hurt because Floyd Mayweather wasn’t as far up her ass as Dana White, so rather than take her award with a little class, thank all of the little people who voted for her, and expound on why beating women for money is empowering, she wants to throw a little “take that” at a man who bruised her ego.

Don’t worry. I’m sure Dana will kiss it and make it all better.



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