The inaugural post in this new category, 2nd Amendment Is For Shooting Criminals:
WASHINGTON – A man was forced into a van and sexually assaulted by a group of men, D.C. police said.
The victim was walking on 14th Street in Northwest when a suspect with a gun forced him into the van. It happened before dark Friday night in the Columbia Heights area.
He was kidnapped and sexually assaulted, according to authorities.
“It represents a change in what’s going on out here on the streets that we have a group of people who are specifically looking to target, kidnap and sexually assault men. That is a very, very profound event and it’s a change in what we’re used to investigating,” said Delroy Burton, President of the D.C. Police Union.
There’s a van out there. A van full of gay rapists. Of course the cops are confused because despite the fact that more men in America are aped than women, women get the propaganda pieces in Rolling Stone, and dumbasses like Claire McCaskill in the Senate, banging the table, demanding to set up College Inquisitions parallel to the criminal justice system. BELIEVE HIM.
Police are looking for seven suspects. Only one can be specifically described as a Hispanic man in his 20s, about 6-foot-1, with short black curly hair. He was wearing an orange shirt, gray sweatpants and carrying a gun.
This is the second crime with this pattern in the District in less than a year.
On December 31, 2014, a man was walking nearby businesses in Southeast at 10 a.m. when a van pulled up and four men with guns grabbed him. They drove to another location where they raped him.
Hispanic rapists. Did somebody get the Donald Trump memo? Están violando a todos! And this is the second time? Somebody call Sabrina Erdley! We need serious journalists on this one!
“It changes the game as to who needs to be cautious — outside of the correctional facility setting — about sexual assault,” said Burton. “I think before men didn’t even think of the possibility — walking up and down the street — and had to be guarded like we teach women to be guarded, but now that is a possibility.”
Burton said investigators are likely looking at all possible motives, including gang initiations, earlier jail activity and a new breed of sexual predators on the streets of D.C.
Okay, this is some bullshit. Men have always had to be on guard in public because men are the primary victims of violent crime. But the male response (read: the proper response) will be to get some weapons and be prepared for shit to go wrong, not shoot a black and white commercial where overpaid hack actors (Hi Jon Hamm, Kerry Washington, et al.) led by an even bigger hack president, put on their sad faces and lecture men on how “It’s On Us” to end rape.
Best way to end rape is to shoot rapists in the act.