Fun Things To Do When Drunk: File A False Rape Report

A Washington woman filed a false rape claim against a taxi driver. After investigating and dismissing the charge, Spokane police seek to charge her for filing a false report. On January 11, the accuser reported that a taxi driver dropped her off at her home on the 24000 block of East Spotted Owl Lane. Taxi company records show that the driver was nowhere in that area at the time she claimed she was raped.

Eyewitnesses say the woman was dropped off by a taxi, but not the accused’s. The accuser later admitted that she lied, claiming that she was intoxicated.

Never her fault. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. Blame it on the vodka. Blame it on the henny. Blame it on the blue top. Got you feeling dizzy. Then you file a false-false-false-false-false rape report.


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